I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
A week after…
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
Lindsay Lohan on the set of The Parent Trap, 1998
Where is the other chair for the other Lindsay Lohan?
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!
what an idiot
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Gone With the Wind + Tumblr Text Posts
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