Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
You mean like this
It is required that you see Psycho from the very beginning.
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
Because I need this on my blog again.
you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”
NOT FUCKING THIS
OKAY NO HOLD UP BECAUSE SURPRISINGLY THIS MUSICAL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
So my mom and I have season tickets to our local theatre that hosts all the Broadway Across America shows, and this came up on the list and we were like “alright well we paid for the tickets anyway let’s go and if we hate it we’ll leave at intermission and go get tacos or something” BUT WE STAYED BECAUSE IT WAS GREAT AND IT WASN’T JUST THE SCRIPT EITHER THE CAST LIKE, LITERALLY GAVE NO FUCKS THEY TREATED SHREK LIKE WE TREAT SHREK.
At one point a backdrop came down too early and like, hit a big prop and knocked it over then went back up and the two leads on stage just sort of stared at where it went back up in dead silence for a minute until one turns around and goes “only the best for you, Orlando.”
And it ALSO HAPPENED THAT THE NIGHT WE SAW IT WAS THE NIGHT THAT THE RAPTURE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN and backstory if you’ve ever been to Orlando we have a Christian theme park here in like the middle of the nice upscale shopping area and a bunch of suburbs called The Holy Land Experience and it’s really strange but anyway, at one point in the show one of the big-headed characters from the Prince’s like, theme park or something fell over and he just goes “man this job fucking sucks, everyone at Holy Land got raptured” and the entire crowd laughed so hard half of them gave a standing ovation because it was such a local joke and don’t talk to me about this musical because I had so much fun that night it’s great okay.
This musical was actually not as bad as I expected it to be when I saw it. I’d have no problem seeing it again.
Yeah, if we want to talk about shows that are better than they have any right to be, Shrek is one of them.
today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook
this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
Dan’s boss made me some handy binoculars so I can spy on him at work. #picstitch
YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
Nice to see you too, dog.
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