The day Barney the dinosaur was killed (by DelhiTheCat)
This is terrifying and absolutely hysterical
rest in fucking pieces
Great moments in parade history
get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
sssh he’s just fixing a light. tiny kitty electrician.
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
um i thought he was doing a handstand on his cat
Opening Doors (From “Six By Sondheim”) - Darren Criss, Jeremy Jordan, America Ferrera, Stephen Sondheim, Laura Osnes & Jackie HoffmanFUCKING SONDHEIM AS JOE. HOLY FUCKING HELL. HOLY SHIT. HELP ME. MY NEIGHBOR’S JUST HIT THE WALL BECAUSE I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. CHRIST ON A STICK. NO EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS EVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT TO ME.
a man who gets what he wants out of life
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
Carefree, if only for a moment
The French charity the Mimi Foundation told 20 cancer patients they would give them makeovers. All that was required of them was to keep their eyes closed to make the reveal more exciting. The patients expected that when they opened their eyes, they would look beautiful — but they got something else completely.
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